Sports encourage people to put themselves through rigorous physical torture for the chance to earn the glorious admiration and respect of their peers. The following sports do all of that first thing and none of the second.
4World Sauna Championships
The World Sauna Championships is exactly what it sounds like: Competitors sit in a sauna for as long as they can, enduring a temperature of 230 degrees Fahrenheit in hopes of outlasting everyone else and being crowned Sauna Champion of the World.
The whole fucking world.
This crazy competition was dreamed up by the Finnish, who were evidently all sitting around a giant Finland-sized table one day and decided that there weren't enough ways to get heat stroke.
You might notice that the lovely ladies in the picture look like they're cold:
Heikki Saukkomaa / Stringer / Getty
Or gearing up for the worst porno in history.