Our life on Earth's surface furnishes us with plenty of oddities, from bizarre animal behavior to unbelievable natural phenomena. Hell, there are horrifying things pelting down on us from the sky. It almost seems like a ploy by the Earth itself to distract us, as there's so much happening above ground that it's easy to forget about the subterranean weirdness happening beneath our feet.
4 A Soccer Stadium Delays Its Construction Because of a Secret Massive Bomb Shelter
Construction crews breaking ground for the San Jose Earthquakes' new soccer arena got a little more trouble than expected when shifting a 6-inch concrete foundation place revealed a massive network of forgotten bomb shelters under their work site. In all, they found over 70 vaults, seriously delaying work and presumably causing many of the workers to contemplate the futility of war.
Somewhere, Geraldo Rivera is enjoying some priapism.