According to CBC News, "Facebook is teaming up with movie studio Lionsgate and author Stephenie Meyer to revive the Twilight franchise." Without hyperbole, this is probably the worst crime against humanity that Canada has ever reported on. The deal will produce five short films based on five Twilight characters, such as Shirtless Werewolf #3 and Evil Dakota Fanning, to be released on Facebook to the delight of abusive men and repressed women everywhere.
Edward's body language in this picture accurately describes the entire series.
"We think Facebook is a great way for us to introduce the world of Twilight to a whole new audience while re-energizing existing fans," said a Lionsgate executive, somehow managing to keep a straight face while referring to a franchise that is six years old like it is the fucking Star Wars trilogy. So that means, in all likelihood, we can look forward to another handful of Twilight books and movies about angsty night creatures who don't actually need to exist in perpetual night because they sparkle in freaking daylight instead of bursting into unholy flames.