3 Products That Completely Defeat the Purpose of Camping

Fortunately, the AC Boot can give you that option. Well, seeing as how the "product" mostly amounts to cutting a hole in the side of your tent and sticking an air conditioner (not included) in that hole, a pocketknife and a small table will give you that option also. The good folks at AC Boot will type up some instructions on how to do it, put those instructions in a box, and sell you that box for $199.95, though.

The Outdoor AC People
With a nylon cover to protect your idiocy from the elements!

For an extra hundo, they'll even toss in the $25 Walmart table.

The Outdoor AC People
Made from 100 percent solid scrap metal.

If you're going to spring for that, you might as well go all-out and buy the tent that has the AC Boot pre-installed and looks nicer than the house you grew up in.

The Outdoor AC People
You could hold a lot of memories in one of these things.

And if you spring for that, you aren't actually camping, making the AC Boot the perfect camping option.

Not only can the Frywell deep fry up to a pound of food at a time, but it also runs on propane, because starting a grease fire deep in the forest without having something around that might explode is a mistake only the most novice of campers make.

Still, you've spent more than $395 per night burning strip club singles for kindling on a camping trip before. Is no one making a tent for the truly rich these days? Of course they are: Behold the Creekside Camp at Paws Up Resort.

The Resort at Paws Up

For a mere $1,500 per night, guests get a luxury "tent," a personal chef, and, we shit you not, a butler. If you're thinking that those amenities sound nice but you don't understand the appeal of this tent as it pertains to sleeping in nature, have a look from a different angle:

The Resort at Paws Up

Is that a shower in that tent?

The Resort at Paws Up

It sure is, and it's probably bigger than the apartment you live in right now.

You know what? Maybe we'll give this camping stuff a try sometime after all.

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