Despite his genius-level intelligence and impossible techno-wizardry, Batman shows a confusing lack of wisdom and restraint when recruiting allies.
3Batman Kidnaps Two Different Robins
Jason Todd is a street kid who steals the tires off of the Batmobile, which historically is a car that has a jet engine and machine guns and can probably fucking fly, but in this particular iteration is a blue Ferrari with no discernible superpowers beyond attracting a lot of goddamn attention.
Batman was really into his Miami Vice phase at this point.
Batman confronts the wee burgeoning criminal, only to have a tire iron smashed into his chiseled bat-abs.
Followed by 36 panels of Batman bat-chucking up blood in a curled heap.