3 Celebrities Who Are Slowly Losing Their Minds on Twitter

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Frankie Muniz Hates Scorpions

We all know what happened to Bryan Cranston when Malcolm in the Middle went off the air. But what about Malcolm himself, Frankie Muniz? You'd expect the former child star to be either swimming in a cornucopia of luxury narcotics or spending his millions indulging in arts and cultures. And that's exactly what's going on, if by "luxury narcotics" you mean "pastries" ...

twitter.com/frankiemuniz
"I did five lines of confectioners' sugar last night."

... and by "arts and cultures" you mean "scorpions." We're not kidding here -- Frankie Muniz is goddamn obsessed with scorpions. Sure, the guy lives in a warmer clime (Arizona), but the fact that he shouts his hatred of venomous arachnids from the Internet hills makes us think he was just a tiny, confused old man wearing a rubber mask for all those years:

twitter.com/frankiemuniz
"I just shot a car radio that was playing 'Rock You Like a Hurricane.'"

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Jim Carrey Is an Emoticon Existentialist

Over the decades, Jim Carrey's comedic stylings have gone from rubber-faced camera-mugging to channeling Andy Kaufman to somehow managing to date Jenny McCarthy for a few years for what we can only assume were performance art reasons.

But since discovering Twitter, America's favorite funny uncle has done less talking with his rectum and more spouting Krishnamurti-like wisdom over unnecessarily elaborate emoticons.

twitter.com/JimCarrey

The overall effect is that of a bizarre spiritual fun house where the clowns are a little too grabby. The man formerly known as Ace Ventura also enjoys sharing his artwork with the world, albeit in Chiclet-sized screengrabs, because he's too paranoid that Twitter will steal his masterpieces.

twitter.com/JimCarrey
"Uh, that's not tru-"
"Shut up. Maybe he'll go to Facebook."

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Val Kilmer Is the Most Val Kilmer Val Kilmer Alive

Val Kilmer's career trajectory -- going from Iceman to Batman to full-time Mark Twain impersonator -- is a pretty huge flapping red flag in terms of just how wall-scrawling crazy Val Kilmer is becoming on the daily. That, and the fact that his other Twitter account is the digital equivalent of John Doe's apartment in Se7en.

twitter.com/ValEKilmer
Looking at these pictures means you'll be dead in five days.