Last week, we got our first look at the upcoming Wolverine film, brilliantly titled The Wolverine by a bunch of producers who trained at the Sylvester Stallone Institute of Naming Sequels, and boy did it seem familiar. And by "familiar" we mean "exactly like Batman Begins."
It starts with ...
10A Scruffy Mountain-Dwelling Loner
We open on Wolverine alone in the mountains. Surly, isolated, and, most importantly, bearded.
Not unlike Batman Begins, where Bruce is slumming it up in a Bhutanese prison, also in the mountains, and equally surly and bearded.
OK, maybe not equally bearded.
9Each Has a Dead-Person-Sized Chip on His Shoulder
Right away we see a tattered picture of Jean Grey, who was last seen blowing up Alcatraz before getting stabbed by Muttonchops himself: