Dan O'Brien, Michael Swaim and Cody Johnston just finished filming their own take on the 'Star Wars' universe. This week they sat down with Jack O'Brien and came up with some advice for how Disney might unfuck the series. Lightsaber shields and arrows! A Boba Fett / Han Solo anti-buddy cop movie! Spike Lee directing a goddamn 'Star Wars' sequel!
All these ideas are better than watching a 108-year-old Harrison Ford pretend to be a scruffy nerf-herder. You can hear them all now if you throw on your headphones and click play above, go here to subscribe on iTunes or download it here.
Cash rules everything around you (and in the weirdest ways).
Not all heroes wear capes. Many of them wear their Netflix Binge Sweatpants.
Plus one insane calendar system you're using right now.
Merry Christmas! Or merry any day when you can stop and notice your life!