Jack O'Brien rings in the holiday season with resident Scrooge and Executive Editor Jason Pargin to discuss seven famous Christmas movies, from 'It's a Wonderful Life' to 'Die Hard.' They chart some of the faulty logic in their cheery resolutions and how the messages of charity and goodwill toward men are poorly conveyed, if at all, through these holiday classics.
Here's how Adventure Number Three forgets what made Numbers One and Two worth watching.
Why steal fake in-game money when you can grift actual millions?
Don't let the bastards use you to grind other people down.
The best entertainment depends on so many nameless note-givers.