You: "Emoji are killing the English language." Me: "eMoJi ArE kIlLiNg ThE eNgLiSh LaNgUaGe" plus this specific screencap of SpongeBob Squarepants acting like a chicken.
If you understand the above text, this might be your favorite episode of The Cracked Podcast. If you don't understand that text, this WILL be your favorite episode of The Cracked Podcast, because everything you read online is about to make more sense.
On this week's show, Alex Schmidt is joined by linguist Gretchen McCulloch for a dig into her revelatory new book Because Internet: Understanding The New Rules Of Language. They'll explore how the past few decades contain several distinct generations of Internet users, each contributing to a worldwide linguistic sea-change. You'll discover which online generation you're a part of. You'll learn how 4 billion people work together to revolutionize our writing and speaking every day. And yes: you WILL discover why emoji are a valuable format that makes our writing richer.
Because Internet: Understanding The New Rules Of Language by Gretchen McCulloch
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Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
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Our goal shouldn't be life, liberty, and the pursuit of ALWAYS FREAKING OUT.
Cash rules everything around you (and in the weirdest ways).