Hey there, you awesome person you! Congratulations: you've survived several months of a Donald Trump presidency. And double congratulations: you're pushing through this dark period despite having to experience it with a human brain. Our brains feel stress about everything from large predatory animals to low smartphone battery levels. Which begs the question: isn't it worth wondering how those fragile organs are handling American history's Dumbest Timeline?
On this week's episode of The Cracked Podcast, Alex Schmidt brings in Cracked POTUS-trackers Cody Johnston and Sean "Seanbaby" Reiley to discover the scale of President Trump's towering horses**t, and the psychological ramifications of facing it day to day. They'll shine a light on the most staggering, pointless lies ever told by the Commander in Chief. They'll use the latest psychological studies to examine how constant chief executive lies can scramble our brains. And they'll wrap up with ways you can be more mentally resilient than ever, both now and through the "The Rock" Johnson Administration.
October is here and that means two things: it's John Carpenter month on Cracked Movie Club, and it's time for the annual live Cracked Podcast spooktacular! On Saturday, October 14th at 7pm at the UCB Sunset theatre in Los Angeles, Alex Schmidt will be joined by Cracked's David Christopher Bell and Brett Rader, as well as comedians Hallie Cantor, Greg Edwards and Danielle Radford to discuss urban myths and weird monsters that should get their own horror movie franchise, like the Pope Lick Monster (which unfortunately is not a monster that licks the pope) and the Bonnacon (which can best be described as a poop-unicorn). Tickets are $7 and available HERE.
Black market hormones! Suitcases full of murdered sex dolls and discarded porn! A request for military-issued pee funnels! It's never too late to catch up on the first few episodes of Cracked Gets Personal.
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