BEGINNINGS: THEY ARE IMPORTANT. So important, we put that in all caps and boldface. On this week's episode, Alex Schmidt is joined by Cracked editors Kristi Harrison and Cyriaque Lamar for a look at the all-time best beginnings of...basically everything. From first lines of books to first shots of movies to historical firsts that everyone oughta know about, this episode's like a smoothie made of starts, mixed to start your new year just right.
Flat Earthers: they've got some new wrinkles!
You’re going to live a long time. Congratulations! Now act like it!
Hear us LIVE in Chicago: a city of coyotes, super-rats, and plumbing they forgot to install till later.
Here's how Adventure Number Three forgets what made Numbers One and Two worth watching.