BEGINNINGS: THEY ARE IMPORTANT. So important, we put that in all caps and boldface. On this week's episode, Alex Schmidt is joined by Cracked editors Kristi Harrison and Cyriaque Lamar for a look at the all-time best beginnings of...basically everything. From first lines of books to first shots of movies to historical firsts that everyone oughta know about, this episode's like a smoothie made of starts, mixed to start your new year just right.
Gain historical perspective that'll make 2020 tolerable.
Some hustles are stranger than fiction (and horse-based).
Deadspin was a good website.
Watch out fictional ladies: your number of boobs might be telegraphing your morality.