Come on, 'Braveheart,' get your centuries straight. Damn.
The magic of VHS tapes lives on.
These jokes have held up better in hundreds of years than Seinfeld has in 20.
Humans truly are the freaks of Mother Nature: We're the only animals that like spicy food.
You and your friends taking up the whole sidewalk is not as cool as when it happens in movies.
When buying a car, get out quick and don't let the salesperson throw in any add-ons.
Apparently Ronald Reagan saved his more unscrupulous presidential deeds for when he headed up the Screen Actors Guild.
Well, maybe Steve Harvey's gaff was some sort of karmic retribution in the end.
In 1927, a war film won the very first Best Picture Oscar despite showing two guys kissing. Way to go, Academy!
You'll probably be eaten by a shark way before you'll ever win the lottery.
Every jean expert knows you don't actually have to wash your jeans unless you spill your nachos all over them.