Never stop being you, news media.
This makes us want to hug everyone.
Oh, Hollywood, you're so crafty.
You could put all these quotes on pictures of Teddy Roosevelt.
Despite our obesity epidemic, we don't know everything about food, it turns out.
Once you see these, you'll never unsee them.
For children's books, these are awfully frightening.
Bust out the spicy food and play in all the piles of rusty nails you want.
Pretty much the entire news cycle this election has been garbage, but here's the worst of it.