'Badass' Movie Catchphrases That Are Actually Really Stupid

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Hollywood loves a good catchphrase. They were memes way before the internet started circulating pictures with words on them. The thing is, a lot of famously badass quotes from heroic movie and TV characters are actually pretty stupid, when you think about them.

This contest was suggested by Hildifons, who sounds badass pretty much no matter what.

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