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14 Unflattering Images (Of Powerful People)

Every famous person has an image that they carefully crafted over the course of their career. But what happens when you look years before that career began? We asked you to do just that, and gave $200 to the best discovery ...

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Entry by bazooka

CRACKEDCONT Duck Dynasty Boys before the reality 'show

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Entry by krakenkraked

SO... YOU WANNA FOUND AN ARYAN EMPIRE WHICH WILL ENDURE FOR A THOUSAND YEARS...? OK, ADOLF, WE GOT YOUR NUMBER, WE'LL CALL YOU... NEXT!!! fjitlet bann

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Entry by Rachel P.

CRACKED COM Bieber's buttcrack The guy on the left letting all hang loose is none other than teen pop sensation Justin Bieber. The older woman? His gr

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Entry by Joe Hicks

Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. a.k.a. Snoop Dogg... a.k.a. Snoop Lion'... a.k.a. The Assistant Manager... Okay, we totally made that last one up.

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Entry by angust

WHILE STILL A STRUGGLING ACTOR AND MODEL GOVERNATOR THE LET IT ALL HANG OUT!

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Entry by Rachel P.

Meet the winner of Cosmopolitan Magazine's 1982 America's Sexiest Man contest: COSMO'S CENTER- FOLD te WINNERS! ...Known more widely today as former

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Entry by Leo Castelli

THIS IS KARL ROVE FORMER SENIOR ADVISOR TO GEORGE W. BUSH BUT RIGHT NOW HE CAN'T HEAR YOU CAUSE HE'S DANCINE AT A DINNER PARTY

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

E heant... .EDWARD XOXO WHEN YOU'RE CONSIDERED BOTH A HERO WHO IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT WHISTLEBLOWERS IN US HISTORY, OR A TRAITOR WHO HAS THREATE

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Entry by Rachel P.

The guy groping the cardboard cutout of Hillary Clinton, former Secretary of State under Barack Obama, is none other than... OMNK STATRE OR:E ...Jon F

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Entry by woodrowgh

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The cute redhead PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: CRUISE'S TEE in this picture is Tom Cruise. When Gawker posted the photo, Cruise's lawyer sent them an angry lette

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Entry by mkad

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