21 Tips For Getting Through The Day At A Sh!tty Job You Hate

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This might come as a shock, but not everyone is working at their dream job. If you're one of those lucky few who spends the day sipping cognac on your yacht and marveling over how much you love your work, these memes aren't for you. These are our readers' best, smartest tips for getting through the day at a job you wish you could rage-quit.

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Entry by PollyDarton

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Entry by Hestutomo

21 Tips For Getting Through The Day At A Sh!tty Job You Hate

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Entry by munagam07

Whenever you feel like idling, just go into one of those free online interactive language courses. Select the word for the girl fie le garcon laferm

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Entry by LilySprite

When a customer is rude or yells, answer them SUPER politely! Yes MA'AM! You're absolutely right! I DO need to be trained better! I'll talk to my supe

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CRACKEDGOM <660890 Learn Morse Code and practice with a coworker by talking about ---L the people you have to deal with. I

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Entry by LilySprite

Even if you don't smoke, tell your boss you do when you're first hired. Smokers always get more breaks. (Buy a cheap non-nicotine vape if you think yo

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Entry by Hestutomo

Calculate how much you get paid for not actually working. FEs O A Loa Daa NARE MSCAI Use a timer to record the time you spent on bathroom and smoke br

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Entry by PollyDarton

Get an AESOME PHOTO and some fun coworkers. Take turns hiding the photo around your work place. Whoever finds it has to hide it again and it can never

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Entry by jimclass

ANY HORRIBLE JOB CAN BE A GREAT CHANCE TO PRACTICE YOUR COSPLAY AND LIVE ACTION ROLE-PLAYING SKILLS! XING Imagine you've been stranded on alien an pla

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CRACKED GON Flex your muscles while you're at your workstation. Counting out sets of 100 at a time will keep your mind occupied, and the physical act

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Entry by LilySprite

TROMIT ty n SALE Try to find out your boss's interests and hobbies. Oftentimes they won't mind you wasting time if you're talking about one of their f

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Entry by Hestutomo

Contemplating the best and most dramatic way of quitting your job Cusually including applause from fellow coworkers) will allow a little solace in a s

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Bored at work and hate your colleagues? Keep a notebook and write your observational haikus in it. Insult your boss or co-workers in 5-7-5 syllables.

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Entry by minou-minou

Group project getting you down? Make sure to write down all of your ideas, like in a group email, sO when your dipsh!t colleagues slack off or try to

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Entry by Hestutomo

Mark UP your estimates for the time needed to finish a task by about 25-50%. Do you estimate yOU need 3 days to make that report? promise to deliver i

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CRACKED THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH. BEW REW BEW BEW-BEW. GET AN AIRHORN APP AND POP IT OFF WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING EVEN ISLI

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Copy your favorite e-book into a word document and change the format SO that it looks like a work document. AGAMO THOVIS ON ove is e eate BE Mat Look

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Entry by LilySprite

Wear makeup to work every day. If you're ever having a terrible morning, just skip the makeup. Chances are your coworkers will think you look sick and

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

Drink more water! Not just for your hydration! More watere E more bathroom breaks : E more peace and quiet.

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Entry by fuzzydan

This is Doug. CRACKED Doug is always cheerful. Doug is always positive. Doug sees fun in everything. 9' VOEAS w BE Every office has a Doug. Find yours

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Entry by TaiGin

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