Things You Secretly Suspect About The World, But Can't Prove

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One thing we all have in common is that everyone wants to make sense of our increasingly chaotic world. And we've all got our favorite pet theories. We asked our readers to share some of theirs, so we can all get some sleep at night. Or possibly lie awake pondering the implications.

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

I SUSPECT THAT A WELL- KNOWN FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS BIASED IN FAVOR OF CERTAIN, POPULAR TEAMS... ...and that referees are told to influence games to ens

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Entry by jimclass

I highly suspect that my streaming service doesn't have the sophisticated entertainment matching algorithms they claim to have developed. Originais Re

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What if today's crop of ridiculous anti-cannabis ads are just the opioid industry's way of tarnishing anti-drug ads' credibility... CRitN ...SO that f

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Entry by PollyDarton

Vast tin-foil-hat political conspiracy theories born in the dregs of the internet are completely made-up by people who think it is HILARIOUS to see

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

The aliens aren't visiting us because they like our stories about them and don't want to disprove them all. CRACKED COM

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SCHOLARVM EX ORDINE PIARVM ITALIANO What if confessionals are just the Catholic Church's way of getting all the dirt they ever need on their followers

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKEDCON There's probably a parasite in cats that causes asexuality in humans. Which eventually turns them into crazy cat-people, which generates mo

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Our current platinum age of television is a scheme by the wealthy elite to maintain the status quo by keeping the rest of us on the couch and them in

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Entry by Danzy

Things You Secretly Suspect About The World, But Can't Prove

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CRACKEDGON 23 17 9 Mes INAPPROPRIATE! What if puberty doesn't start earlier in females than males? It could just be a justification for gross older me

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Entry by Sonny Time

What if poor shopping cart wheels are by design? The cart steers in one direction and subliminally you think there's something over there you need to

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CRAGKEDCON What if every holier-than-thou vegan on the Internet is paid off by the meat industry to make veganism look bad?

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Entry by Mihailocukk

CRACKEDCON COMIC BOOK AND ACTION FIGURE STORE WORKERS KEEP THE BEST ONES FOR THEMSELVES. SO YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND A RYLO REN BUT NEVER A SKELETOR.

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It could be that elementary schools make kids keep journals SO that teachers can monitor their home lives and ensure nothing dangerous or suspicious i

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Entry by rurucoco

I have always suspected, that really ood/famous actors can't feel true and sincere emotions any more, since they are SO good at imitating them

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It seems weird that only human beings have developed the complex societies, languages, and customs we have. What if every other species can do it, but

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Entry by Ashebox

WHAT IF TECH COMPANIES ARE HOLDING BACK VASTLY SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY, Lasts 2 years without charge CE cL'is Li-ion JUST SO THEY CAN MILK ALL THE MONEY O

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Entry by PookieJones

What if the recommended daily calorie intake chart is a LIE TEEN GIRL TEEN BOY CHILDREN 1,850 WOMEN MEN 2,200 1,800 2,000 2,500 CALORIES made up by th

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Entry by scandata

eanhy Maybe healthy food Savinas! is SO expensive u because... rro It's the goverment's way of keeping the rich and elite healthy. Eventually the less

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CRACKEDcO COM 18 What if the poor service at motor vehicle registration offices is designed to make some people; especially impatient people; think tw

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED.COM ...SO that Starbucks customers employees Mispelled whose names RISTA have om a set ROMISE are misspelled Puropse quota daily will advertis