26 Dealbreakers That Are An Instant Unfriend/Unfollow

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Everyone's online now. It's literally the way we interact, now. And because of that, we've all had to evolve our own systems of filtering out people we don't want to deal with. So we asked our readers to come up with their short list of red flags, when it comes to surfing the onslaught of internet friend requests.

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Entry by BRWombat

If you are hurt or having surgery, let us know! But if you post pictures of the wound, I WILL block you. CRACKED.COM Right after I'm done vomiting.

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TOILET SELFIES are gross and I'll block anyone who posts photos of their dirty bathrooms and toilets.

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Entry by Buttersnix

Posting passive aggressive gems such as these? SOME PEOPLE ARE JUDGED FOR BEING I'M THE NICEST REAL WHILE OTHERS ARE PERSON YOUWILIL GETTING LOVE Be E

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Entry by masta_X

I don't mind occasional chain texts with their unrealistic stipulations. in people to 15.067 Pass this on or something 7 minutes the next to you will

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CRACKEDCOMT Someone just called ARGUING WITH A WOMAN me NORMAL... IS LIKE GETTING I have ARRESTED. never EVERYTHING been so YOU SAY insulted in CAN AN

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Entry by yaseen_qadir

STRAIGHT UP DEC 14, 2013 AT 9:53 PM Hey thanks for accept mai request. ..i laik u ..be my gurlfrand I'm 14 Ohh DEC 14, 2017 AT 9:58 PM Hey So u 18 now

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Entry by Sonny Time

I'm not following you for status updates about your followers. I Love Followers Following @lovefollowers I just got a new follower. #followme Will you

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Entry by Alexius08

If you have to like your own posts to get other people's attention 000 Is This You? 16 hrs Mindless drivel nobody cares about See More Like Comment Sh

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Entry by Kevin King

Posting fake Be SImPSONSpredictions. BLACK PANTHER MOVIE FALSE Follow The seeing #Blackpanther Y'all be careful the shooting at movie, simpsons predic

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Entry by munagam07

CRAGE you've been unfollowed because: Most Of your post is either pictures of fancy food before you ate it, or empty plate after you finished it Humbl

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CRACKED.COM If you use the DOG FILTER or use too many STICKERS, DOPE WTF fIRE! I will block you instantly -no questions asked!

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Celebrities who retweet their fans are cool and all but they're also the first people I unfollow. L I really don't look forward to scrolling through h

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000 Verizon 04:46 100% Friend Requests + FRIEND REQUESTS Edward Elric Confirm Delete Roy Mustang Confirm Delete If you have an anime character for you

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

Got anything with this sh**ty white supremacist frog on your page? Stay away from me.

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Entry by Dared00

26 Dealbreakers That Are An Instant Unfriend/Unfollow

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Entry by Jungling

We may both have the same uncommon last name... ...but don't send me a friend request unless we've actually met in person.

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Entry by lemonstar

If you keep sending me game invites so you can get yourself some bonus points or extra turns or whatever... :: Lithhe Moe with the gimpy leg and 17oth

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDCON Like to share pimple- popping videos? All right, Get your point is Notifications Close Friends proven. You're Acquaintances a gross Add to

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Entry by PollyDarton

You will get an unfollow from me if you constantly wish celebrities Mike Rotch MAPPY 15m 8RTHDRY. Bolton! Michael to the great Birthday Happy Share Li

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26 Dealbreakers That Are An Instant Unfriend/Unfollow

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Entry by WhiteCells

If you keep posting about what you're doing and where you are every minute of every day, is at Starbucks. 1 min Drinking coffee 0B Like Comment Share

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Entry by Ashebox

26 Dealbreakers That Are An Instant Unfriend/Unfollow

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Entry by munagam07

TONKI!! You've used up all of your chances to blurt out spoilers Yesterday at 10:03pme ZOMG you guys, I can't believe they killed off Han Solo at the

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Entry by Alexius08

Insist on adding me to Facebook groups M don't care about? That will earn you a spot on my block list. CRACKED.OON

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Entry by Scott Laffey

I GET IT. YOU'RE A RUNNER. Anita Tenshen 52 mins AL f Ran 5k this morning while you were all sleeping! #whatareyourgoals - feeling pumped. I DON'T NEE

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Entry by AmyB8484

If your brand of activism is to terrorize my Facebook feed by posting videos of graphic violence like police shootings and cruelty to animals, which w

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