30 Berserk Gifts (That Are Real)

According to our research, if you're reading Cracked you're likely to be a sort of monocle-wearing fat cat just hemorrhaging money wherever you go. For this reason, we asked our readers to put together a holiday gift list to ease your shopping this season, and gave $200 to the most ridiculous item ...

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The perfect gift for every DuckTales fan: a Swiss bank deposit safe that comes with approximately 449.288$ in swiss coins. You don't even need to both

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Step 1: Call Dow Corning and bulk-order 3179 Dilatant Compound (also sold by Crayola under the brand name Silly Putty) Minimum order 100 pounds. Ste

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Entry by preese3001

Cost for a round trip to the International Space Station- $35.000,000 Cost to skip ahead of others on waiting list for the same trip -$5,000,000 Cost

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Ticain VIPGINGALACTIE Nothing says 'I love you' more than a $250,000/person trip to space via Virgin Galactic

Are you looking for the perfect gift for an adrenaline seeker? This amazing power boat known as the Seabreacher is what you are looking for. Get it fr

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CRACKED C COM If you really love someone, prove it with a two level jacuzzi. Your Love 8.000 =

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YOURS! FOR ONLY 899 ($1470 USD) LIFE-SIZED! WHIP SOLD SEPARATELY. PERVERT. CRACKEDCOMT

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DEAR SANTA, PLEASE BRING ME A FULLY DETAILED 1/4 SCALE RADIO CONTROLLED TANK. I WOULD LIKE FOR IT TO BE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO TOW MY DAD'S CAR. I WANTI T

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Entry by AM Smiley

Decd For croord 50 bucks, you coor give L someOre a tirty plot of Scottish rust mnAuE on land and in favo of the tirleh from P of Kilch the right to U

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Want to get your kid a model train for Christmas? How about this intricately-detailed scale model replica of the Santa Fe LEGACY 2-10-10-2 steam locom

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This lovely R2 14 Karat White Gold Ring is perfect for any Star Wars fan Cost: $1,595 CRACKEDCON

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Oh, you got your kid a racecar bed? That's SO cute... Yeah, our son sleeps in a Jedi Starfighter, but yours is fine too, I'm sure. CRACKED.COM ($6.000

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A pair of good speakers? Opulence from Moon Audio 1,111,111 LLO ueilt SYou can even choose a color to match your interior

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Entry by mkad

Au Shito..Pills that make your poop gold. $799/pill, still available but hard to find. CRACKEDOON

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Entry by S Peter Davis

Nothing says I Do better than wedding a ring made out of dinosaur bone and meteorite. only $102.50 CRAGKEDCOM

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Entry by Bart Coulig

Now HOU CAN AETUALL GIvE A LHING FUek!!! FUCK FUCK ONLH 18. FLYINGF#*K CONTROLLED HELICOPTER 2 REMOTE $249.95!!! (Wow...a a Flying Fuck is a lot cheap

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Entry by El-ahrairah

Why settle for keeping up with the Joneses? CRACKED COM Make sure they can't keep up with you in this completely restored 1972 McDonnell Douglas TA-4J

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The World's Most Expensive IV Dinner Sishpie Hungry. Condoners can hae thiis single sering of flofster. scallops, sal mon aE oysters, toppedurth Belug

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30 Berserk Gifts (That Are Real)

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Entry by Danzy

CRAGKEDCOM Have you ever wanted to dance on a giant piano like Tom Hanks in Big? Of course you have. And now you can. $14.000 Three Octave Monster Pia

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Entry by Vincent Pall

Tired of always trying to come up with that special gift for the would-be James Bond villain in your life who already has everything, save for a secre

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Entry by phuhknees

Robby The Robot This is the 7-foot tall genuine Special Edition Life-Sized Robby The Robot. Fully animatronic and remote controlled he's got the bells

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Entry by krakenkraked

BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERIY! MORE THAN A REAL ANTI-TANK GUN *IN PERFECT TECHNICAL CONDITION. LOCATED IN SOFIA. BULGARIA FOR ONLY

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1966 Don Post King Kong Replica 12.5' high 14! arm span (don't worry, they're detachable) Weighs about 5001b All yours for only $22,495 CRACKED.COM

CAN'T FIND A GOOD GIFT? DON'T WORRY! You can now buy the perfect gift: This amazing TAM jet pack for only $250,000.

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Entry by Avisia

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Entry by mightyzamfir

Give 8lbs of someone the finest ham in the world. Jamon lberico de Bellota. for only $2.120.49 (Yeah. I also wonder what the 49 cents is for.) CRACKED

CRACKEDCON TUBBOATS HOT Why give flowers, chocolates, or jewelry as a gift when you can give a freakin' HOT TUB BOAT! Yeah, you read that right. Buy t

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Entry by DarrenJames

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Entry by JASalisbury

Spotting a gap in the market Japanese engineers developed a 13 -foot- tall. 4.4 -ton, diesel- -powered robot called Kuratas (classic Japan!) IT can fi

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