The 25 Worst Pickup Lines You've Ever Heard

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Happy Valentine's Day. As a public service, we asked our readers to rack their brains and come up with the worst, weirdest, most ineffective pickup lines they've ever had to endure. Do not, repeat, do not try these.

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