17 Obnoxious Figures of Speech: Translated

Euphemisms have long been a way for people to sugar coat the harsh or boring truths they're trying to get across. We asked our readers to provide translations for the worst offenders and gave $200 to the winner ...

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, sirwillifer. You win money.

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