17 Obnoxious Terms, Translated

Euphemisms have long been a way for people to sugar coat the harsh or boring truths they're trying to get across. We asked our readers to provide translations for the worst offenders and gave $200 to the winner ...

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Entry by Paka

ARTSAN, a word once used to describe a skilled craftsman or something handcrafted, has been hijacked by the food industry to now describe food that lo

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Entry by anakedjew

Anyone up for a staycation? a.k.a. managing to get some time off from work, but being too strapped for cash to afford going anywhere nice, so you j

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Entry by RandomSam

clicktivism: The belief that sitting at your computer all day will change the world. CRACKED CON

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Entry by NickBoyer

Mil l   en n ials a S A TERM USED BY DEMOGRAPHERS TO DESCRIBE A SEGMENT OF THE POPULATION BORN BETWEEN 1980 & 2000 CAPPROXIMATELY. Should Talk Oboma's

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Entry by Paka

Hello. I'm some random 18-35 year old who was out walking when this flash mob started suddenly dancing and drinking Snapples. I thought I'd record it

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Entry by Hans_Solo

WARDROBING Need a hot dress for prom or a date? Are you a little short on cash? If you buy, wear it and return it you're Wardrobing. According to St

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Entry by anakedjew

Pre-owned And the Well-loved most gross: Pre-loved They all just mean OLD USED CRAP CRACKED COM

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Herbal Dietary Supplement 1L DIETARY SUP ERES AC LIPOVARIN ANTREX3 pMulaaadet Metabol GLO'S FAT ZANTREX Ephedra Free DIET Di Metabo-7 Sterling- Gont

IED stands for Improvised Explosive Device which is a FUCKIN BOMB using everyday stuff like clocks and cell phones instead of military grade timers an

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Entry by thekidnapper

Twintern A JOB SURFING THE INTERNET BUT YOU DON'T GET PAIED AND YOU AREN'T AT HOME CRACKEDGOM

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Entry by Hammerofdawn

PROMOTED TWEETS LET'S CALL IT ADVERTISEMENTS

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Entry by Hammerofdawn

CRACKED comr Synergy-related headcount restructuring FIRED Not even Rightsizing or Downsizingg ?

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Entry by anakedjew

CRACKEDCO Civilan Deaths January 2006 - - February 2008 4000 Coalition and Iragi Reports* 3500 collateral Coaltion Reports Only 3000 2500 2000 damage

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE dbricot NEW:Live MESOSILVER BioAstin Moles? FREE PEE HPNG 10096 Pure TRUE WANT Skin Care Oae Nealth DONY Colloidal 65% AWNOTAREPE

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Entry by ChevySpoons

So you'd like to be an engineer? A civil engineer? A mechanical engineer? Or perhaps a sanitation engineer?

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Entry by j21

Designed/ Engineered in W Co o MADE IN CHINA CRACKEDCONT

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Entry by sirwillifer

Artlficial Flavor Lab-synthesized chemicals that create g particular taste -200 100 Natural Flavor The exact but same chemicals, scraped out of whatev

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