19 Ding-Dong Slogans For Popular Products

Some brands could do for an update on their slogans.
19 Ding-Dong Slogans For Popular Products

A brand's slogan is supposed to stick in your brain and remind you why that company is super awesome and you should only give your money to them.

More often than not, though, they're only memorable for their ridiculousness. For example ...

N ALWAYSI INBETA Are we being told that your sneakers will remain forever unfinished? ALWAYS IN BETA new balance
19 Ding-Dong Slogans For Popular Products
The commercial says to LIVEIN R LEVI's but that sounds like a thing homeless people do.
M AYBE SHE'S BORN WIT H IT. M A YBE IT'S MAYBELLINE: MAYBELLINE NEW YORK With this slogan, Maybelline is, in effect, telling you ladies that if you're
CRACKED COM Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. AX CNOOLAN mam's & TREERS S Yeah right. Ever Seen d kid packing d handful around?
CRACKEDCO R Hilton Travel should take you places R NO, TRAVEL DOES TAKE YOU PLACES. THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF TRAVEL
Cadillac DA RE GREATLY Why would Cadillac lift a phrase from a Teddy Roosevelt speech for a new slogan... ...when that phrase specifically refers to f
THIS WOULD BE A GREAT TITLE FOR THE memoirs OF A STALKER. Calvin Klein Between love and madness lies obsession. FOR A FRAGRAnCE TAGLINE? NOT SO much.
CRACKEDC sexy THE NEW Victoria's Secret has started pitching The New Sexy. I'm pretty sure attractive women in their underwear are the regular, old
Hellmann's is hell-bent on becoming... SQULEZE oee HELLMANN'S REAL HELLMANN'S MATONNASE SEST' THE OUT BRING AR Squeeze out! more ...a reminder for con
In 2012, Pepsi's tagline went from The Taste of a New Generation to.:. LIVE FOR o NOW Basically, Pepsi went from connecting with America's youth to
Great words to live by: Carls Fr. Hardees CHARBROILER CHARBROILE BUWGEW THICHOURGEWS EAT LIKE YOU MEAN IT I'll remember them CRACKED.COM if I eat an e
Feels like nothing's there! FOR OVER 100 YEARS TROIAN TRUSTEO AMERICA'S .1 CONDOM TROJAN VALUE PACK! ULTRA RIBBED ECSTASY LIKE NOTHING'S THERE FEELS N
When it was released, the slogan for Nintendo DS was touching is good. touching is good. NINTENDOD GDS. TM If you didn't know that the whole point o
Reebok CRACKEDC COM is telling me to Be More Human. Why? Are the neighbors getting suspicious?
Nobody n doesn tlike Sara Lee BESIDES THE FACT THAT using DOESN'T LIKEN In An AD SLOGAn seems COUNTERPRODUCTIVE, THE DOUBLE NeGAtive JUST MAKES IT
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Drive to the store and buy one. KIONDIKE ORIGINAL the CRACKED COM
If Burger King's old slogan 'Have It Your Way' is supposed to mean that you can customize your burger however you want... BURGER BE YOUR WAY KING ...d
We know why you fly. Americanairlines You know why I fly? Well, that's presumptuous. And creepy. CRACKED.COM

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