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When it comes down to it, we're all a bunch of meatsacks just trying to make it through our daily lives. Which is why it's always good to get survival tips from others, because we're all in this together, you know?
So have some life hacks, fellow meatsacks.
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Turns out the movies themselves are breeding.
Somebody, somewhere predicted this stuff, right?
Just like literal dreams, not all creative dreams should come true.
Movie locations and sets can look wildly different from what’s on the screen.
Maybe pick up a history book, once or twice.
Turns out arranging things into numbered lists is pretty tame.