20 Life Hacks That Shouldn't Work (But Do)

These days, life hacks are the key to daily survival.
20 Life Hacks That Shouldn't Work (But Do)

When it comes down to it, we're all a bunch of meatsacks just trying to make it through our daily lives. Which is why it's always good to get survival tips from others, because we're all in this together, you know?

So have some life hacks, fellow meatsacks.

The best way to deal with stress? MORE STRESS! Nothing helps me forget about work better than a rage-filled session of online gaming.
WHEN I HAVE A DEADLINE COMING, CHANGE MY DESKTOP. BACKGROUND TO A PICTURE OF G.R.R MARTIN. SOMEDAY IN TIME TOMORROW NOW DEDUANS Looking at his stupid
I find the best way to cope on hot days is to actually go and do something as opposed to sitting and doing nothing. Doing something takes your mind of
I always manage to stop babies from crying and screaming by crying harder in front of them. They'll just sit there and stare at me in confusion.
I discovered that if I put a carrot on top of any kind of unhealthy food, I think twice about eating said food. That way I trick myself into eating he
Whenever I have the need to reset my sleeping pattern, I OM always go to the cinema at night to make it easier for me to sleep once I get home. Watchi
Somehow just knocking on some wood 4 times has always calmed me down from total panic. CRACKED COM
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Before drinking coffee, always pop a mint breath strip on my tongue. MINT coot NICE BREATH 7 BBATH STRIS PELLKCULES-FRAICHEUR find MITCOREAYOTOK it al
When I'm warm, I rub my hand against polyester to cool down because touching polyester gives me the chills. CRACKED.COM
alry Tcmkt EABY The WIPES way I degrease frying my pans? I use baby wipes! I don't even have a baby. CRACKEDCONT
I give creative names to foods my son won't eat. He hates meatloaf and green beans but loves chicken cake and ninja turtle fries. CRACKED COM
CRACKEDOON Before a major event, write as many honest thoughts as I can along with All this nervousness pointless makes me wanna scribbles I dump. Ser
20 Life Hacks That Shouldn't Work (But Do)
20 Life Hacks That Shouldn't Work (But Do)
After drinking coffee for years, it started to produce the opposite of its usual effect on me, SO I use it as a late night sleep aid. CRACKED COM
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When I can't be bothered to iron clothes... 1 just sit them on for a while. It's a really simple way CRAC to get rid of wrinkles on basic pieces of cl
Whenever a colleague starts acting hostile towards me, I always do one thing that no one else does... ...give them a compliment. Most of time, they'll
0 could never mOfp remember if I turned off GRALN the coffee, SO now when I Gfpe shut it off I always tell the cat. I do not give a sh*t. 0 can't trem

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