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When it comes down to it, we're all a bunch of meatsacks just trying to make it through our daily lives. Which is why it's always good to get survival tips from others, because we're all in this together, you know?
So have some life hacks, fellow meatsacks.
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It's kind of a pain, being kind of a big deal.
Here's a stack of actuallys, for dealing with fancy people.
When you laugh openly at the concept of proportionate response.
We see what you did there.
Who knew nature was such a badass?