25Entry by PollyDarton
24Entry by The_Evil_Monkey
You would think that once famous people made their fortunes, they'd let up off the gas and chill out a bit -- you know, swim in their pools full of gold coins and shit.
But solid gold toilets don't buy themselves, which is probably how we ended up with the following.
Congrats, PollyDarton. You win money.
Sometimes you play the role. Sometimes the role plays you.
We’re not just different. We’re bizarrely different.
Your next tweet could spawn an entire extended universe.
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.