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Ok, but being dead the whole time is something you’d notice.
The good news is, it’s theoretically possible to see this stuff.
Take every product claim with a grain of salt. Even when it’s about salt.
Nothing about any of this is fair.
Break out the hipster glasses, because it’s time to appreciate some original, unknown versions.
Imagine being best-known for some stupid garbage you slapped together.