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50 Things That Are Way Squickier Than They Should Be

By:: Cracked Plasticians

September 10, 2017

50 Things That Are Way Squickier Than They Should Be

Earth is loaded with a lot of gross as hell stuff. And we aren't talking about spiders or Suriname toads or Steve Bannon. No, we're talking about the sneakier shit that triggers your gag reflex enough you have to go stand by the toilet for a second or two.

For example ...

50 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Eating cookies dipped in milk? Hell yeah! Drinking that crumb-filled milk afterwards? I'd rather drink sewage water. CRACKEDOON

49 Entry by khawks

CRACKED A salt shaker with rice always looks SO dirty and gross to me. How long has it been in there? And is it really rice?

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48 Entry by PollyDarton

Bones gross me out. Seeing them, feeling them, the thought of breaking them, or just thinking about them in general makes me feel CRACKEDGOM

47 Entry by Harvey Sapigao

I hate going outside right after a rainstorm because I hate the smell of wet cement. CRACKED.COM

46 Entry by ashtn

0 have a hard lime using someone else's shower. I know they've been naked in there, and who Knows what else. CRACKEDCOMT

45 Entry by Moses Armstrong

I CAN'T SHARE A TABLE WITH GROSS, RUNNY, PARTIALLY UNCOOKED EGGS. CRAA O FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO GET FOODPOISONING. JUST SEEING THAT UNCOOKED GROSSNESS

44 Entry by Dr.Maybe

CRAGKED COM I feel like I'm going to throw up every time I see a parent kissing their kid on the lips.

43 Entry by PollyDarton

I am repulsed by YOur pulser I am very uneasy with listening to heartbeats. I understand its necessity in life, but I still find it unnerving and CRAC

42 Entry by Karen Jones

I hate the feeling Of anything slippery on my skin. Even soap feels like slime and makes my hackles rise. CRACKED COM

41 Entry by Dr.Maybe

When someone offers me their earphones to hear a great song, all I can think about is how they are covered in earwax, even if they look completely cle

40 Entry by Karin Coburn

WHENEVER I SEE VEHICLES UIKE THIS. I ALWAYS THINK THERE COUD BE A DEAD BODY IN IT. JUST LOOKING AT THESE PICTURES MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. CRACKED

39 Entry by PookieJones

I don't have a problem with girls who don't wax and pluck and do other horrific things to their body. BUT, IF I SEE A PERFECTLY GROOMED GIRL WITH ONE

38 Entry by Moses Armstrong

NOBODY IS MORE IN FAVOR OF GOOD DENTAL HYGIENE THAN ME, BUT HEARING SOMEONE TALKING WITH THEIR MOUTH FULL OF FOAM, SLURPING AND SUCKING AS THEY GO, MA

37 Entry by S Peter Davis

hee 0. I'm always extra CAREFUL when I get toward the end of a roll of PACKING TAPE... If I feel the RIPPING SENSATION of the cardboard roll, I legiti

36 Entry by CrystallineAura

I love eating rice with different meals but I always think there's maggots in the white rice. -CRAGKEDCOM

35 Entry by Maureen Hanlon

Any time scrubs someone a carpet, I leave the room. It feels like fingernails chalkboard on a to me. GRACKEDCONI

34 Entry by Moses Armstrong

I would love to share my soda pop with you! So go get a cup, because unless we make out regularly, I'm not letting you drink from my bottle. CRACKED.C

33 Entry by Karen Jones

50 Things That Are Way Squickier Than They Should Be

32 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I can't live without tomatoes.... GRoss! ...but I'm going to freak the hell out if I happen to touch or ingest the slimy goop inside them. That stuff

31 Entry by Moses Armstrong

CAN'T SIT DOWN IN LOCKER ROOMS. A CAN'T STOP THINKIING ABOUT ALL THE BUTTS THAT WERE THERE BEFORE MINE-

30 Entry by Karin Coburn

I wil.l not UsC d glass if someone has drunk milk out of it. Even if it has been washed. My brain Will. think that it has sour milk in it. GRAU

29 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

50 Things That Are Way Squickier Than They Should Be

28 Entry by jaoafallas

SITTING ON A SEAT THAT STILL FEELS WARM. Knowing someone recently sat there and I'm now feeling that person's butt heat makes feel me queasy.

27 Entry by aladhan

I will ask a friend to cut my hair or forgo a haircut altogether Anything before enduring this revolting sight. CRACKED COM

26 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

New clothes gross me out. I really don't like the way most new fabrics rub against my skin. They give me goosebumps.

25 Entry by Moses Armstrong

Cigars, in any context,give me a deep feeling of unease.

24 Entry by Karin Coburn

CRAGKEDCON THE SMELL OF (OINS, ESPECIALLY PENNIES, IS DISGUSTING TO ME. If I'VE HANDLED ANY CHANGE, I WASH MY HANDS IMMEDIATELY.

23 Entry by ThirdRock

While doing the dishes, touchinge a pieceof food is enough to make me quit. CRACR Somehow 0 feel like a wet piece offood is the grossest thing in my s

22 Entry by Moses Armstrong

THE IDEA OF BEING FED FROM SOMEONE'S HOME GARDEN PUTS ME OFF OF FRESH VEGGIES EVERY TIME. I CAN'T HELP BUT PICTURE WILDLIFE USING THE GARDEN AS A TOIL

21 Entry by Moses Armstrong

LOVE CHICKEN McNUGGETS, BUT NOTHING TURNS ME OFF MORE THAN PARTS OF A DEAD CHICKEN THAT LOOK LIKE PARTS OF A DEAD CHICKEN.

20 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

50 Things That Are Way Squickier Than They Should Be

19 Entry by Maureen Hanlon

I love sticky food like wings and ribs... ...but I LOATHE having sauce on my fingers. I have to use a million napkins just to get through the meal. CR

18 Entry by PookieJones

Swishing mouthwash and spitting it out? FINE. Swishing a drink and swallowing it? YUCK!

17 Entry by Kevin King

There's nothing sexy about a wet shirt. Wearing one that's just a little damp makes me want to jump out of my skin. CRACKED.COM

16 Entry by scdecyf

Touching stickers with bubbles in them makes me feel as if I am rubbing against someone else's pimple. CRACKED.CON

15 Entry by PollyDarton

Am DISGUSTED BY THE FEEL OF CELLOPHAnE. Even THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES my skin CRAWL. CRACKED COM

14 Entry by S Peter Davis

I WILL ALWAYS THROW AWAY A POPSICLE BEFORE I FINISH IT BECAUSE THE FEELING OF LICKING DRY WOOD RUINS THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE. CRACKED.CON

13 Entry by The_Evil_Monkey

50 Things That Are Way Squickier Than They Should Be

12 Entry by The_Evil_Monkey

If I see someone chewing their hair O get grossed out and start imagining hair in my mouth and then 0 will spend the rest of the day wiping my tongue.

11 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

I'd rather drink my coffee straight than use a wet spoon gu that someone just put back into the sugar pot.

10 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

A ketchup bottle with a CRUST is what nightmares are made of. HD13W OMAOL SUIH CRACKED COM

9 Entry by ozzyman430

Pulling apart cotton balls is the single grossest feeling in the world.

8 Entry by Dr.Maybe

CRACKEDCON I am disgusted by raw meat. I love eating roasted meat, but I am always trying to get out ofpreparing it, so someone else has to deal with

7 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

ANI I immediately feel contaminated after touching a door handle. CRACKED COM

6 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

I can't stand the sight of glasses with lipstick marks on them.

5 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

CRACKED.COM Phones with screens covered in smudges make me incredibly GROSSED OUT.

4 Entry by Moses Armstrong

THE SIGHT OF A HAIRBRUSH FILLED WITH OLD HAR SENDS SHNERS DOWN MY SPINE. ALL CAN THINK OF IS ALL THE OLL, SKIN CELLS, AND OTHER SUNDRY FILTH ALLOVERIT

3 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

The taste or even smell of vinegar-based products makes me gag..and 2055 PLASSTY sometimes vomit. Wsh Bane MEINZ 57 Balsamic Vinaigrette BETTER ARSOR

2 Entry by PollyDarton

CRACKEDCO STYROFOAM touching or rubbing against ANYTHING has to be the most revolting sound known to man. It makes my teeth itch.

1 Entry by Karin Coburn

CRACKED COM IF THE BUTTER KNIFE HAS BUTTER WITH BREAD CRUMBS ON IT, 0 WILL NOT USE IT. OLD BREAD CRUMBS AND BUTTER TOGETHER ARE GROSS.

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