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31 Impossible Scenarios That Terrify You Anyway, Part 2

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As we've shown you before, not everyone is terrified by monsters under the bed or in the closet. Sometimes our phobias are a lot stranger, and yet make a lot more sense.

For example ...

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Entry by PedroH

If I sleep with a part of my body hanging out of the bed, some demonic creature is going to grab it during the night and drag me away.

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Entry by femshep87

I always freak out whenever I have to take a drug test for a new job. For some reason I just know I'm going to fail it, even though I've never done dr

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Even as an adult, I avoid lingering in front of things with a huge empty space beneath them because I always imagine that a pair of clown hands will e

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After dark, I'm always sure that there's a scary dog behind every corner.

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Every time I get in the shower I pray there's no earthquake SO I don't have to rush outside in my naked state. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by KungFuZack

I never watch movies about Possession O Because if i do it will happen to Me CRACKED.COM

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Entry by ThirdRock

Drinking from a glass bottle puts me on edge. I'm afraid someone will push the bottle into my face and I'l smash my teeth on it. CRACKED.COM

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I have a deep and awful dread of balloons. I don't mind a bunch of securely tied balloons but when I see a rogue balloon floating around unattended I

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Entry by PookieJones

I can't fall asleep with my hair over my neck. I'M AFRAID IT MIGHT STRANGLE ME. CRACKED COM

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Entry by jaoafallas

0 KNOW THAT BIRDS CAN SEE, AND HAVE THE ABILITY TO RECOGNIZE A GIANT OBSTACLE IN FRONT OF THEM, BUT STILL WORRY THAT IF I RIDE A HOT AIR BALLOON, THE

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Entry by femshep87

GRACKEDCOM I want to peel your face off, Mommy. I'm just waiting for the day my daughter says something horrifying in a demonic voice.

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Whenever I see a picture of a person with a GOITER, I'm afraid I will somehow catch it. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Tokoyoto

CRACKEDCON Before I sit down on the toilet, I always pull back the shower curtain. I'm afraid someone might be hiding in the bathtub.

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Entry by melissafox134

WHENEVERI D LOSE A NEEDLE, I HAVE A SINKING FEELING I SWALLOWED IT...

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Entry by 2017hannah

Any time 0 see a snake in the road when I'm driving, lock my doors. DEVIOUS BASTARD.

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Sometimes D wake up with the idea in my head that I've got some kind of memory disorder, and I'm years older than I think I am.

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

x Whenever I hear a plane flying by, I always get a mini panic attack imagining an invasion, even though there is no indication of a war breaking out

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Entry by ThirdRock

I'M NOT SCARED OF DYING. I'm SCARED THAT AFTER WE DIE, OUR SENSES WILL STILL WORKBUT WE CAN'T MOVE OUR MUSCLES.

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Entry by Dsackos33

As a kid, my uncle convincd me that the weeds in our yard would BITE ME if I got too close... Now, I get nervous anytime get near the little bastards.

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Whenever I'm lying with my head on my desk, 0 feel like I'm giving someonea chance to decapitate me.

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I've heard enough ghost stories to know there's a chance I'm going to find some creepy little dead girl inside my elevator once the doors open.

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Entry by Lolly~

CRACKED RACCOONS I WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE EVERY SINGLE RACCOON HAS RABIES. EVery LAST ONE.

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Entry by Fooery

I keep getting this scary feeling that something is crawling CRACKED.COM under my skin

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Entry by Oddbelle

D start getting nervous if I'm in a bank for too long. I'm afraid Il become a victim Of a robbery. CRACKED cO COM

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Entry by PollyDarton

Despite having been at my job for many years, I am afraid at any moment that my boss will come in and say: We figured out that you have no idea what

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Entry by jaoafallas

CRACKED.COM I REFUSE TO SWIM NEAR A BUNCH OF SEAWEED BECAUSE THEY COULD GRAB ME AND PULL ME TOWARDS THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

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CRACKEDG CONT I am terrified that someday I'm going to wake up with my mouth ful of spiders.

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Entry by ashtn

CRACKEDOO ANYTIME I SEE SOMEONE LOOKING AT THEIR PHONE IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION, I CAN'T HELP BUT WORRY THAT THEY'RE TAKING A PHOTO OR VIDEO OF ME & I'

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Even though 0 know that they can't bite, sting, or hurt me in any wayo they might CRAGKED.OON have evolved, SO 0 will rUN screaming{ from crane flies

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KNOW I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH, BUT HAVE A FEAR THAT MIGHT BE WRONG AND THAT e WILL LOSE IT AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME.

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Entry by femshep87

Ever since childhood I've been scared that if I look in the mirror for too long, or if I turn around and then look back, my reflection will do somethi

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