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Gestures That Prove Love Is Blind (And Also Insane)

Being in love is great. However, when the feeling is unrequited, it changes us from semi-rational humans to crazy fools doing humiliating things in the name of reciprocation.

As you can guess, it rarely goes well.

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Gestures That Prove Love Is Blind (And Also Insane)

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Entry by PetHuman

CRACKED cO My crush loves coffee very much. only her pav! HER only her only h only her only ee only her only he HER HER FAV! FAV! oLeso 0 pretended to

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Entry by AmyB8484

The guy I liked only dated girls from his tight-knit social circle, so to try to fit in with them, I bleached my hair blond, started listening to Nick

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I used to take daily walks around my crush's neighborhood just SO I could stage a coincidence. No, I didn't go directly to her house. I'm not a cree

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Entry by Busteq

Gestures That Prove Love Is Blind (And Also Insane)

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One of my friends told me that girls appreciate effort, sO my 12 year-old self didn't make a simple love letter. Instead, I made this: CO actual work

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Entry by Lolly~

HDACT I became a vegetarian as a roundabout way to impress a boy I liked who was also a vegetarian. 10 years later I am still a vegetarian, he is not

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Gestures That Prove Love Is Blind (And Also Insane)

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Entry by Kalli

To impress a guy I liked, I played a game of 0O Chicken'' GRAG with his lit cigarette on our bare arms. Neither of us would flinch and the cigarette

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Entry by BRWombat

I delivered a Christmas present to my girlfriend during aa blizzard that shut the city down. My car got stuck when I turned off the main road, SO I wa

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0 overheard her talking about The Big Bang Theory, SO I assumed she CRaun was a fan of the show. I then sacrificed my weekends to binge-watch all the

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDcO COM I forced myself to wake up two hours early to prepare two portions of my school lunch. FLORA And then I'd casually tell my crush that I'

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'CRACKED CO I applied for a job at Cold Stone just SO O could hang with a girl I had a crush on who worked there. 0 got the job and 0 had to take a se

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Entry by femshep87

My boyfriend of three and a half years was a freshman in college when I was a senior in high school. I was 2nd in my class and had a full ride to a go

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CRACKED taught myself basic Polish to impress a Polish girl I really liked who used to walk her dog near my house. I never got to speak any Polish to

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I had a crush on a girl during my primary school years. She always helped out at the infirmary after school. And because she was from a different grad

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I (and CRACKEDGOM once gave my. my best friend's) tickets to a Madonna concert to my crush, after I heard the arena had sold out and SE she hadn't bee

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I was secretly dating a girl from a strict Christian family. When they found out I was brought up secular, they stopped letting us spend time together

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED.COM I once gifted a girl, who was a big fan of My Chemical Romance, with hand-drawn album art of Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge on her birthda

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Entry by pkerguy

WHEN I WAS 14 MY FIRST CRUSH IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD USED TO LOVE CATS so I GOT A CAT COSTUME SHOWED UP AT HER PLACE THEN GOT ON ALL FOURS AND CONFESSED MY

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