29 Things That You Hope Nobody Finds Out You Love

If there's anything we've learned over the years, it's that everyone is a little weird. For example, everyone you know has at least one bizarre habit that nobody knows about.

And that's totally OK! So next time you find yourself enjoying a guilty pleasure, don't feel bad -- just remember that your friends and family are probably doing things like ...

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

29 Things That You Hope Nobody Finds Out You Love

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Entry by xela_ananym

I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY OWN FARTS. (AND I SMELL THEM ON PURPOSE WAY TOO OFTEN) CRACKED

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Entry by Dr.Maybe

YAS O2 Sometimes when no one is around, I pretend to be a A movie star. I have interviews with myself and 0 give acceptance speeches, because 0 win SO

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Don't Hide The Fact That I Like American GRACKEDCOM Cheese... But I Don't Ever Mention That I Prefer It Over ANY Other Kind Of Cheese.

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Entry by PookieJones

I wait until the last second to wash my underwear. THAT WAY I GET A DAY IN MY COMFY GRANNY PANTIES. CRACKED COM

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I'd sometimes use my nephew as an excuse to change the channel and watch Spongebob Squarepants. love freaking i+! I CRACKEDCON

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Entry by femshep87

I love the way my husband smells. l sniff his armpits every chance A get. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I treat ranch dressing like you treat whipped cream. It baffles my parents how quickly we go through our ranch dressing. They mustn't know!

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Entry by Vicki Veritas

BOUGHT HULU TO WATCH THE HANDMAID'S TALE. I BINGE-WATCHED SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH INSTEAD. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by femshep87

CRACKEDCON TOKSIE 8050 0SOLS CAE MRSULONS I'm 29 and I LUCKY love my Charins Lucky Charms. But mostly I love to eat the marshmallows and drop the cere

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When I was a kid I used to lick the Doritos and put them back in the bag. Eventually I Dorits S outgrew this particular DACHIO CHEESE guilty FLAVORED

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Entry by kellsndudz

I love raw onions and soy sauce They're tangy and delicious and I don't have to explain myself to you

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Entry by xela_ananym

My favorite thing about the WILOERNESS is that I can poop wherever I want. CRACKED COM

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I've gotten lost ior hours watching videos of people extracting tonsil stones and intestinal worms on youtube. I just can't look away! CRACKEDCON

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To the knot AMAREA THM. OHIO the knot BTADE CO1E weddings *OKIRIT'S WIBINS OHIO PLANWIR Ostylishr BB Weddir dings! 101 OUR BIGGEST your Selinspired! b

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Entry by Dr.Maybe

I love playing with LEGOS, just like a five-year-old kid. Naturally, 0 have a secret stash.

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Entry by AmyB8484

If there's whipped cream in the house, I put it on anything I can think of, even cereal CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Kevin King

I have a subscription to National Enquirer ICHER AND BRUCE Casey & HOT HEAVY! Kasem Lovebrh KIDNAP Reese In Animal ENQUIRER MATIONAL SHARON SHOCKERI S

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Entry by MrFreehuggs

1 COLLECT BOOKBAGS I have a large collection ranging from superhero themed to leather briefcases. Most of them end up in my closet after just a couple

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Entry by PollyDarton

I pop my husband's zits. Yeah, I know it's disgusting but 0 can't stop! CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I will roll my eyes and change the channel whenever Despacito comes on and there are passengers in the car. When I'm alone, however, 1 will sing it to

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Entry by Vicki Veritas

I've listened to Blink 182 pretty much every day... Since 1996.

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IN HIGH SCHOOL, WHEN MY FRIENDS WERE LISTENING TO MEADETH > was Secrete listenino to Enya That was a long time ago, and I still don't want my friends

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Entry by RainbowCrash

I cannot stop myself from biting not only my toenails, but every single bit of loose skin on either of my feet. CRACKEDCON

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IF I'M FEELING PARTICULARLY BLUE, NOTHING LIFTS MY SPIRITS LIKE a888 TWO DOZEN HOSTESS CUPCAKES aee AND MY BLU-RAY OF Re88 RR URO a A KNIGHT'S TALE. a

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Entry by Kevin King

CRACKED CON I'm obsessed with cryptozoology THE FIELD NORTH GUIDE MONSTERS AMERICAN Ereething o vee fut 100 Irev Tafrityies nat treatures Inceaterint

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Entry by AmyB8484

29 Things That You Hope Nobody Finds Out You Love