28 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child, Part 1

There's a lot of crazy shit happening around the world right now. But if there's anything we, as Americans, can agree on it's this: Nazis are bad and all children believe charmingly dumb things.

This is an article about the latter.

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Entry by PookieJones

I BELIEVED THAT MOTHS WERE BUTTERFLIES AT NIGHT. MY OLDER SISTER CONVINCED ME THAT BUTTERFLIES ONLY HAVE THEIR COLORS DURING THE DAY, AND THAT MOTHS A

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Entry by scandata

I thought that Your boss if YOu got would fired fro literally set YOUr job yOu o11 fire

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Entry by Busteq

Ithoughtthat when the moon appearedduringtheday... CRAGN It wasn't the actual moono It just its reflection was the blue on sky while it was on ntheoth

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Entry by munagam07

Myfriendsandlu to believethatl it was possibleto generate the Spirit Bomb like in Dragon Ballz. We'd form a circle, raise both handsinthe air, and ]wa

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Entry by Zanandi Botes

NDO When my parents bought their first house, I was under the impression that the purchase would include all the belongings of the previous owners, in

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AS A KID, 0 THOUGHT ALL DOGS WERE MALE AND ALL CATS WERE FEMALE.

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My parents told me not to accept candy or toys from strangers because a lot of kids were taken away from their homes that way. 5' NORTH POLE POLICE DE

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Entry by Kevin King

E believed that if someone caught me watching an R-rated movie, I'd go to jail. GOTO JAIL

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Entry by Kalli

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Entry by jaoafallas

Iie OLA SLEET C I THOUGHT A BLACK MARKET LOOKED LIKED A FLEA MARKET SECRETLY SET UP SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU COULD BUY ALL SORTS OF STOLEN GOODS AND MILITA

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Entry by Ashebox

As a child, I believed that when bats were flying around at dusk, you must go inside because they would fly into your hair and get stuck, FOREVER! The

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As a child, when I heard that NHL training camps had started, I thought the players all went camping in the woods and practiced hockey on frozen ponds

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Entry by jaoafallas

CRACKED I THOUGHT BLACK AND WHITE FILMS CAME FROM A TIME WHEN COLORS WEREN'T INVENTED YET.

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Entry by PookieJones

I SAW MY DOG TAKE HER PUPPIES OUT OF A HOLE IN THE BACKYARD. FROM THEN ON, I THOUGHT DOGS DUG AROUND THE DIRT TO FIND THEIR BABIES.

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I believed if I swallowed chewing gum, it would get stuck in my guts forever.

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Entry by scandata

I used to think every store had a room where someone was playing the music over the intercom. I actually thought this until I 2 got a job in a grocery

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Entry by maluba

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Entry by GrannyGrump

I thought there GRACNEDON was something wrong with me because I couldn't pop my teeth out the way my grandmother could.

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thougrht every single book was produced Jmanually lby haund. 0 even imaginec school where a they talugrht studeints how to write perfectly.

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I was twelve when mY school first warned us kids about a new drug called crack. A friend of mine told me that it was called crack because people w

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Entry by PedroH

0 thought if you didn't have a birthday party, you would stay the same ageo PP GYPT TT CRAGKEDCOMT

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Entry by Oddbelle

CRACKEDGON For some reason I thought when my cat died she would be human. I remember saying I couldn't wait for her to die SO we could be best friends

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Entry by GrannyGrump

CRACKED.CON I thought that contact lenses were tiny telescopes fitted through the pupil once your vision became too poor to be corrected with eyeglass

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

3-year-old me thought that mountains and hills were made of... DEAD DINOSAURS.

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Entry by MrFreehuggs

CRACKED COM A friend told me that nothing was faster than the speed of light. I tested the theory by fipping on the lights and running to the couch be

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Entry by Zanandi Botes

I used to think clouds on a mountaintopl meant that GRAGKED-COM the government, the aliens and the angels were all having one big meeting... ...and di

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AS A KID, I HONESTLY THOUGHT ELTON JOHN AND DR. OCTOPUS WERE THE SAME PERSON