20 Things That Kill Your Ability To Deal With People, Part 2

Previously we asked our readers to share with us pet peeves they find so awful that they'd probably stab the perpetrators with a spork. There were so many notable submissions that we became genuinely concerned about the safety of the rest of you.

So here they are. Stay frosty out there.

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Entry by PollyDarton

If you keep your dog on a chain all/ most of the time... We probably can't be friends. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Kalli

ORACKEDCON L If you embarrass me in public, I will deny having ever made your acquaintance.

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The first time I hear you policing fandom and calling anybody a fake fan of anything, I'm going to transfer myself to a precinct as far away from yo

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Entry by PookieJones

You can talk about the game/ band you like all you want, and I'll listen. AL 04 YIVLAS But if you start forcing me to watch YouTube clips about it, I'

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CRACKED COM I'm happy to help you with homework when I can, but if you start acting like I'm your teacher and I owe you help, oUr relationship is goin

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Entry by never_more

IF YOU CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT OTHER DRIVERS CAUTION B DRIVER CAUTION BAD DRIVER DRIVER CAUTION BAD UTION BAD BUT YOU DRIVE LIKE THIS ON BAD DRIVER

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Entry by deathpod

If you wanna be vague, dramatic, and like having an audience... vaguebook I have... NO time for your drama You know who you are. I don't want to talk

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WEARING A BAND SHIRT WITHOUT BEING A FAN? fA H...WE'RE DONE! CRACKEDOON

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Entry by femshep87

CRACKEDCON Back up bro. I don't care how much you think we're hitting it off, if you invade my personal space, I'm going to assume you're either creep

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Entry by Vicki Veritas

YES YES YES YOU DID YOU HAVE YES YES HEARD OF... READ.. NO ONE KNOWS EVERYTHING. STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU DO. OR I WILL PRETEND I DON'T KNOW YOU. CRAC

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CRACKEDC You might be as beautiful as the queen of France, but if you're a jerk to folks in the service industry, I'm gone.

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ao I WNEE LITERALLY.O NDAl If the next thing out of your mouth didn't really happen.. WE'RE DONE.

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Entry by masta_X

20 Things That Kill Your Ability To Deal With People, Part 2

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Mortoge Volue $13 DEED e1 INDIANA AVE. RENT $18. EDI With House Houses with Houses PLAC Houses CONNECTIC TITLE BENT If you're one of those people who

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Entry by Lolly~

Litter in front of me JUST ONCE and I will probably never talk to you again. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by jimclass

IF you like fantasy films but constantly criticize them for not being realistic... Speaking of cyberpunk, in Rogue One there is no imu >ns world after

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Entry by deathpod

CRACKED.COM Interrupt me mid-sentence... ...and I will FOREVER hold a grudge. I hold A LOT of grudges.)

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

1 can still like you if you don't enjoy reading. But if you're 'proud' of the fact that you don't read, please get out of my house

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WHEN THE BILL COMES, IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST OFFER TO SPLITIT IT'S US WHO WILL SPLIT UP. CRACKED GOM

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O DON'T CARE WHAT BODILY FLUIDS WE'VE SWAPPED, USE MY TOOTHBRUSH AND I'LL BE SWAPPING YOU OUT FOR SOMEONE WHO ISN'T GROSS.

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