17Entry by Guidodo
16Entry by PookieJones
It's not unusual to imagine yourself (usually while on the crapper or in the shower) in a completely implausible scenario that will never, ever occur during your lifetime. But it's still fun to make believe, right?
Well, now you can imagine how you will totally survive those situations like the badass of your daydreams.
Congrats, burritomouth. You win money.
What's the opposite of typecasting? Whatever it is, this is that.
What is it about holding a lease that turns people into raving lunatics?
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.
Turns out greed is the mother of invention.
Turns out you're not as alone as you thought. Go figure.