Dumb Stuff That Nobody In Movies Or Shows Has To Worry About

There's a lot of reasons why we wouldn't want to live in fictional universes. Everyone dies violently in Westeros. In Wreck-It Ralph, your existence could be snuffed out at the pull of a plug. If Superman's on your planet, just ... Superman's bad news, man.

But we'd put up with allll that bullshit if it meant we could have the following perks.

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Entry by Sonny Time

Dumb Stuff That Nobody In Movies Or Shows Has To Worry About

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Entry by Tokoyoto

they can all in their see everything pitch black perfectly sunglasses CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Kevin King

CRACKED COM A delicious breakfast is always ready in the morning... ...and they even have time to sit down and eat it.

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Remember those times you pulled a door that should be pushed and felt a bit stupid? 1na DF Movie characters don't. It's never happened to them. CRACKE

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Entry by Ashebox

PFOPLE IN MOVIES NEVER BOTHER WITH LOCKINGAND UNLOCKING THEIR CARS; OR HOUSES.

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Dumb Stuff That Nobody In Movies Or Shows Has To Worry About

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

TRAVELLING ABROAD AS A MOVIE CHARACTER? NO WORRIES, YOU'LL SOMEHOW FIND SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS YOUR LANGUAGE. OTHERWISE, YOU'D BETTER KEEP THAT PHRASEBOOK

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It's never windy when it rains in movies and TV shows and characters don't have to wrestle to keep the umbrella in their hand. CRAGKEDCOM

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Entry by Rob_Otto

Innocent bystanders are always safe CRAU in city shootouts only in real life and in Pulp Fiction are they at risk of getting shot.

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Entry by Sonny Time

Package deliveries are never damaged, late or lost. PLOSE THANDLE MTM CAN FRAG PLEASE These stickers actually HANDLE WITH CARE FRAGILE work in the mov

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Entry by SmolBean

CRACKEDCON CHARACTERS IN MOVIES GET HIRED OR FIRED FROM A JOB WITHOUT HAVING TO S1gN OR FILL OUT ANY PAPERWORK

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Every self-respectingi movie cop makes arrests left and right. Lucky for them, they don't have to deal with the endless paperwork that comes with ever

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Entry by Tokoyoto

FOR BETTER OR WORSE, THE AIRPLANES IN MOVIES AND TV SHOWS ALWAYS SEEM TO TAKE OFF AS SCHEDULED.

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Entry by lemonstar

No matter how sick they may be, CAST UA, you will never catch them with a booger hanging out of their nose. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Stuttering, making speech errors or being in situations where you have to repeat yourself? Nope! Movie characters speak articulately 100% of the time,

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Entry by masta_X

Characters only need to buff up ONE time, with no additional visits to the gYmo Unless a training montage is required.

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Entry by Rob_Otto

DoeS this car ever run out of gas? Or get a flat tire? Broken radio? One crooked windshield wiper? Does Batman need insurance? CRAGN

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Entry by Tokoyoto

Makeup never runs, smears, or rubs off There's always time to put it on, even if you're on the run

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Entry by PookieJones

Movie and TV characters never have to watch news that is irrelevent to them. They always turn on the TV at the right time, and it is NEIT 8 always the

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Entry by WhiteCells

CRACKED.COM PAYING FOR THINGS IS SIMPLE NO SEARCHING THROUGH YOUR WALLET FOR CASH OR WAITING FOR CHANGE AND RECEIPTS.

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Entry by Andrea Meno

MOVIE CHARACTERS' COMPUTERS will never crash at the worst possible time. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Tokoyoto

Sex is always a beautiful, life changing experience. No awkward moments, no misplaced hands, no shifting your weight wrong, no funny noises, no bad pe

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Entry by WhiteCells

There's always IRST FEOERE an available taxi nearby TAYI COPPER LANTE 5226 when a movie Y2 character needs oneo

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Entry by deathpod

CRACKEDCON Pimples? Heat rash? Chafing? SKIN problems? The Dark Knight Rises Not even after spending a lot of time sweating in spandex and face masks.

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