Dumb Stuff That Nobody In Movies Or Shows Has To Worry About

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Dumb Stuff That Nobody In Movies Or Shows Has To Worry About

There's a lot of reasons why we wouldn't want to live in fictional universes. Everyone dies violently in Westeros. In Wreck-It Ralph, your existence could be snuffed out at the pull of a plug. If Superman's on your planet, just ... Superman's bad news, man.

But we'd put up with allll that bullshit if it meant we could have the following perks.

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FOR BETTER OR WORSE, THE AIRPLANES IN MOVIES AND TV SHOWS ALWAYS SEEM TO TAKE OFF AS SCHEDULED.

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No matter how sick they may be, CAST UA, you will never catch them with a booger hanging out of their nose. CRACKED COM

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Characters only need to buff up ONE time, with no additional visits to the gYmo Unless a training montage is required.

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Sex is always a beautiful, life changing experience. No awkward moments, no misplaced hands, no shifting your weight wrong, no funny noises, no bad pe

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