16Entry by BRWombat
15Entry by ChevySpoons
They say that the pen is mightier than the sword -- but we're going to go ahead and extend that to any instance when sarcasm works its magic. Because the best way to shut someone down isn't by screaming or fighting -- it's by using biting wit to make them feel like a total douche canoe.
For example ...
We’re not just different. We’re bizarrely different.
Sometimes you play the role. Sometimes the role plays you.
Your next tweet could spawn an entire extended universe.
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.
Turns out greed is the mother of invention.