13 Irritating Advertising Techniques, Diagrammed

Creating a passable ad is less a science and more a paint-by-numbers type deal. How do we know? Because once you deconstruct a few of them, you start to see the same tropes occurring over and over again.

For example ...

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13 Irritating Advertising Techniques, Diagrammed

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The anatomy of burger commercial a Blow torched and brushed Hot girl? with shoe polish? White glue? First AlLNtural patty amoi major fast foon chains

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Wanna sell something girly to a Rambo-like alpha male? Or to just about any insecure male? PLAIN YOGURT POWERFUL Just YOGURT mix GREEK NON-FAT YOGRT

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Women's Air brushed Perfume beautiful woman Model holding oversized version of perfume JIMMY CHOO ILLICIT Soft colors & background Legs photoshopped t

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EVERY SALAD AD A TASTE THAT INSPIRES New Hoirstyle CRACKED COM New Outfit New Southwest Solod Somethingabout fitness. M Woman laughing by herself

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CRACKED ce INFOMERCIALS 101 Sand Ketchup Mustard MAKE OBSCURE MESS THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN FOR PRODUCT TO CLEAN UP. smart MOP SHOW OVERLY $S$ Save DIS

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Celebrity cosmetics ads A closeup of the celebrity's face, with skin retouched to perfection and a serene or vaguely seductive expression Now, Aura is

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ADS FOR MEN'S COLOGNE DAVIR UNSCRIPTED BECKH.. PATRICK DEMPSEY LISSC foone YOu possion IL *161 POLO L ALPW ES i 1 ENRLONE LALESLAS RICH CELEBRITIESWHO

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Luxury watch ads CRACKEDcO A dramatic, high-contrast color palette (Optional) Actor or athlete endorsement A glamour shot of the watch A pretentious t

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How to sell men's clothes Ab rcrombie rcroml & Model staring longingly into distance Half-clothed Black and white shot super fit guy CRACKEDCONT

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THE PRESTIGE DRAMA POSTER FORMULA: A medium closeup of the lead, with a brooding or menacing expression, and hands near his face for dramatic efFect D

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