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14 Weird Things That Happened In The Guardians Universe

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Cracked Plasticians ·
May 05, 2017

Between murderous vegetation, hyper-literal aliens, and Chris Pratt's abs, there's a lot of cool shit going on in the Guardians of the Galaxy universe. But, as you're about to find out, we were pretty close to having some unbearably bizarre story lines.

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