How To Be A Terrible Girl/Boyfriend, In 28 Steps

Ah, love. It makes us feel all warm and mushy in our hearts and in our pants. And it also makes us remember all the super awkward ways we self-sabotaged relationships in our more formative years.

For example ...

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Entry by stahn_lee

After the first date, I 'Liked' every Post she made on Facebook. Every. Single. One. Bonus points if I did it within minutes of her posting it. oe App

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Entry by PookieJones

INSULTS ARE NOT FLIRTING. 0 just wish someone told me that 15 years ago

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Entry by Yaznest

I got tired of being in a three-way relationship. I made her choose. She chose him. CRACKEDCOMT

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Entry by MistakeNot

I really want this relationship to work out. I should try and spend every waking moment of every day with her. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I knew that we weren't compatible in terms of interests and personality since day one, but I was convinced that I could 'fix' her. I ended up being a

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Entry by LilySprite

CRACKEDOON I really want this person to like me... I better list everything that's great about me!

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Entry by Busteq

I don't have much experience at this $O00o 0 guess I can just act like a character from a romantic movie and everything will work out just the same. C

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Entry by Sensitive

No, you should instigate all public displays of affection CRACKEDCO

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Entry by bookdragon

How To Be A Terrible Girl/Boyfriend, In 28 Steps

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CRACKEDGOr Look, a statue of Abraham Lincoln. Didn't you go to school with him? I dated an older woman and made too many jokes about her age!

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Entry by PookieJones

SURE WAY TO MESS UP ARELATIONSHIP? DATE SOMEONE SOLELY BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE.

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Entry by PookieJones

Being in love is all about kissing, right? Words just get in the way of a relationship. CRACKED.com

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Entry by okojemiako

He wants to know what I'm attracted to. Better be honest and include the physical traits he doesn't have. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I used to think being in a relationship would allow me to give up entirely on self-improvement.

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Entry by LilySprite

He'll think I'm fun if I drink! (2 hours later)

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Entry by Lolly~

CRACKED c COM IT'S BeeN an Hour siNCE / messaged you. COUC WHO are You CHeATING on me WITH? eue

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Entry by stahn_lee

When we got together, I started acting like she couldn't even cross the street without me there to protect her like some imacho bodyguard. Even though

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Entry by Ashebox

2nd Dateo think, O LovE You CRACKED COM

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Entry by George Oduor

FRIENDS? I don't need to have any other friends since I have you. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Lolly~

I DON'T WANT HIM TO THINK I'M TOO CLINGY... So I'LL JUST KEEP PUSHING HIM AWAY.

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Entry by BillupsRobot

Se 3s gonna be SO mch f! I mean, I learned evverything I now from porn. CRACKED COM

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Entry by LilySprite

I'm scared I'll say something stupid and embarrass myself... instead of risking it, I'll just sit quietly and be a really boring date. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Busteq

I kept telling her she was too good for me and that I didn't deserve her. Guess I ended up convincing her. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Argumenis a are Bad for relalionships,so SO we made a promise To never arguie and forced ourselves to agree wilh one another.

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Entry by okojemiako

CRACKEDCON I'll tell him his brother is cute... in an attempt to indirecthy compliment his own similar looks.

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Entry by PookieJones

Browsing through your significant other's social networks to get an idea CRACKED.CON of what their interests are is fine, HtO O but pretending to like

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Entry by Mr.Z

You don't like that thing I love? YoU I'll just never engage in that again CRACKED COM

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Entry by Chelsea Burns

I don't want to hurt his feelings, SO I guess I'll break up with him... MA mMarch Tekruary Family Anniversary ary WCWi vacation neo Snookum's Final va

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