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Everything in the world is out to destroy you. Why do we say that? Because germs exist and they apparently are hellbent on wrecking our shit.
So before you go to touch, well, anything -- maybe just think twice.
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Ok, but being dead the whole time is something you’d notice.
The good news is, it’s theoretically possible to see this stuff.
Take every product claim with a grain of salt. Even when it’s about salt.
Nothing about any of this is fair.
Break out the hipster glasses, because it’s time to appreciate some original, unknown versions.
Imagine being best-known for some stupid garbage you slapped together.