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Everything in the world is out to destroy you. Why do we say that? Because germs exist and they apparently are hellbent on wrecking our shit.
So before you go to touch, well, anything -- maybe just think twice.
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
Got your own ideas for contest prompts? We'd love to see them!