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There's a lot of good stuff happening on this planet. You wouldn't know it, because the media really loves to promote the idea of how totally fucked we all are.
So the next time the news gets you down, just remember that ...
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Help yourself to a steaming plate of truth.
It's kind of a pain, being kind of a big deal.
You know that thing that famous show is supposedly all about? Never happens.
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RIP: Your childhood.