Life can be a tough deal. But it can be even tougher when you're actively sabotaging yourself -- which, let's be real, you're probably doing whether you realize it or not.

So it's time to get it together already.

Entry by kidavalon

I don't want to be seen as weird... Solneversocialize with anyone. Which no one ever thinks is weird.. CRACKEDCOMT

Entry by MistakeNot

I'll start eating as soon as find something to watch. GONEGIRL Whoops, my food has gone cold.

Entry by Scott Laffey

spaking to you becausse Pm not don't understand my you motional needs! CRACKEDCON

Entry by Guidodo

MAN, I'M ALWAYS so EXHAUSTED... I JUST CAN'T GET ANYTHING WORTHWHILE OUT OF MY DAY. GUESS I'LL JUST CATCH UP BY STAYING UP INTO THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

Entry by LilySprite

Hmm, this person seems misinformed. I'll just take a second to correct them. 5 hours later... CRACKED COMT

Entry by Guidodo

Wow, WHAT A CUTE I CAN'T JUST SAY HIP GIRL! I SHOULD GO THOUGH. WHAT LOSER TALK TO HER. JUST SAYS HI? NO, I'VE GOT TO COME ...WELL, I'VE BEEN UP WITH

Entry by jaoafallas

I won't bother writing this down. I'llremember this. A few hours later... Uhh... what was that again?

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