Movies Phrases Nobody Says IRL

Movies have provided us with some all-time classic quotes:

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." - Vito Corleone

"There's no crying in baseball!" - Jimmy Dugan

[Sounds of explosive diarrhea and a grown man wailing] - Harry Dunne

But then we have some lines that pop up again and again that, quite frankly, sound like they were originally written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, ever.

For example ...

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Entry by PookieJones

Who are you and what have you done with... my Hermione Wayne brother Granger Rigsby GRACKED.COM

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Entry by CZM

You're gonna wanna see this... provides no useful information. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Michael Voll

When movie characters find what they're looking for, why do they always need to say, BINGIOH B CRACKEDCOMI

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Entry by Andrea Meno

This time, it's personal. JAWS THE EREVENGE 25 WHY DO YOU NEED TO ANNOUNCE THAT? CRACKED.COM

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CRACKED.COM Not SO fast I Not said by real people ever.

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Entry by Ted E.

WOULD YOU EXCUSE US? HAVE YOU EVER ENTERED A ROOM AND ASKED FRIENDS WHO WERE ALREADY THERE TO LEAVE SO YOU COULD HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION? CRACKE

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Entry by cybersenshi

CRACKED.COM Strike fear into your opponent? I will AVZADP BREAK YOU

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Entry by Andrea Meno

There's two kinds of people in this world...  This is code for a dramatic announcement of the character's worldview is incoming. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Kevin King

Power Rangers Turbo Kick-A XXx I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT In the real world, you'd never need to proclaim this, because you can say whatever you wa

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Entry by okojemiako

You POLICE seeing what I'm seeing? CRACKED-COM

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Entry by okojemiako

You touch one hair on his/her head... (You better have a cool follow up) CRACKED COM

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Entry by PookieJones

1702 XOM YOU LOOK LIKE SHITI ISAID NO REAL PERSON UNLESS THEY WANTED TO GET A BEATING)

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YOU SHOT ME No one's first reaction to being shot is to inform their assailant that they have indeed been shot.

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Entry by PookieJones

CRACKEDCOR CIS THAT.00 a rabbit in your pocket a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket a gun in your pocket OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

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Entry by okojemiako

I WA'S BORN READY

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Entry by S Peter Davis

WHEN ONE CHARACTER ISSUES A VERY CLEAR THREAT AGAINST ANOTHER, THEY STILL ALWAYS HAVE TO ASK: DEEP BLUE SEA TEEN WOLF PUNCH DRUNK LOVE ARE YOU THREAT

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Entry by exbelle

CRACKEDCO W We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way.

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED It's not what it looks like! In real life, this would be the last thing you say because you were doing EXACTLY what it looked like. And becaus

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Entry by Ted E.

THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! UHH, NO. IF YOU WANT MY COOPERATION, YOU BETTER EXPLAIN.

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Entry by Oddbelle

LET'S DANCE PRETTY BADASS IN MOVIES, BUT LAME To SAY BEFORE STARTING A REAL LIFE FIGHT

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Entry by MistakeNot

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? MAY BE USED BOTH BY AN INDIVIDUAL RECEIVING A BEATING OR AN INDIVIDUAL SUPPLYING THE BEATING. CRACKED COM

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