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23 Advertisements That Need To Die, Right Now

Hey, advertisers, everything you do is pretty much hot garbage. Between overusing tropes or just treating the viewers like they're a bunch of dickheads, we're getting pretty tired of your bullshit.

So either get creative or get the hell out of our television boxes.

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Entry by LilySprite

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Entry by BillupsRobot

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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Entry by MistakeNot

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Entry by Andrea Meno

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23 Advertisements That Need To Die, Right Now

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Entry by BreakingBrak

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Entry by exbelle

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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Entry by BreakingBrak

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Entry by LilySprite

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Entry by SamWhite

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Entry by Biclops

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Entry by LilySprite

Ok, lendingtree.... A muppet in his underwear doesn't exactly scream solid financial advice

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Entry by MistakeNot

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Entry by Sonny Time

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Entry by BillupsRobot

CRACKED.COM In these Lincoln MKC car ads, it is unclear if Matthew McConaughey is bored or if he just wants to fuck his car.

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Entry by Fixed.com

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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Entry by exbelle

CRACKEDC Sprint's ads that target Verizon just seem passive aggressive and bitter. Sprint Can you hear that?

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