28 Movie And TV Quotes So Stupid They’re Sort Of Brilliant

Sometimes a line comes along that is so cringeworthy you wish it had never assaulted your ears. And yet, you kind of have to show some respect -- respect for the person who wrote it and respect for the actor who said it while keeping a straight face.

So let's show some respect for these just absolute piles of verbal garbage.

(Shout out to Kevin Ducharme for suggesting this contest. Thanks and may you never say anything as awkward as this tripe.)

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Entry by Kevin King

I'm like a fat ballerina who takes scalps and slits throats! -Hound, Transformers: Age of Extinction CRACKED COMT

27

It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful. Richard B. Riddick, The Chronicles of Riddick

26

There's what's right, & there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet. CRACKEDCO -H.1. McDunnough, Raising Arizona COM

25

NEVER DO ANYTHING OUT OF HUNGER. NOT EVEN EATING. y Frank Semyon True Detective, Season 2

24
Entry by Giovenna

CRACKED cO Cookies need love like everything does. -Agent Smith, The Matrix Revolutions

23
Entry by BuffaloGreg

MANRETURNS Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. Catwoman: But a kiss can be even CRACKED.COM deadlier if you mean it.

22
Entry by SamWhite

I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank! -Mason Storm Hard To Kill CRACKED COM

21
Entry by Kalli

I'vE loved you all my life EvEN before we met. Abby McDeere Thhe Firm

20
Entry by Eraser

CRACKED That doughnut-hole- eating, son-of-a-bitch, take-it-in-the-ear-for-a- beer, raT bastard! - Tommy Five-Tone HASON UDSON AWK

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Entry by Kevin King

I have orgasms, he has WARGASMS. -Ophelia O Sage, Savages CRACKED COM

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Entry by Kevin King

It's time we show the Fire Nation that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs. -Princess Yue, The Last Airbender

17
Entry by kiwijesus

HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU MY WEE YOTCH! -CHASE COLLINS, THE COVENANT

16
Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Things fall. Things on Earth. And what falls is fallen. - Bruce Wayne

15

CRACKED What I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE! Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV

14
Entry by Raveen

I LOVE RUMORS! FACTS CAN BE SO MISLEADING, WHEREAS RUMORS, TRUE OR FALSE, ARE OFTEN REVEALING. -COL. HANS LANDIA, INGLORIDLS BASTERDES

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28 Movie And TV Quotes So Stupid They’re Sort Of Brilliant

12
Entry by Giovenna

If this boy can have a leaf on his ankle, then we can make a pencil out of leaves! -Ms. Crudstaff (The Odd Life of Timothy Green CRACKED.COM

11
Entry by Kevin King

IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR, ONLY NOT. -Castor Troy, Face/Off CRACKED.COM

10
Entry by Kevin King

We ran... we finally got to the boat, but it wasn't there. -Rudy, House of the Dead CRACKED COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

ONCE UPon A TIME IN MEXICS Are you a MexiCAN, or a MexiCAN'T?n - Sheldon Sands CRACKED COMT

8
Entry by kiwijesus

I AM HAUNTED.... BY THE KISS... THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE GIVEN ME. -ANAKIN ATTACK OF THE CLONES

7
Entry by kiwijesus

CYOU SACK OF WINE! CACHILLES, TROY

6
Entry by Yaznest

I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with ORGASM my cock out Steve Stifler - American Pie DONOR CRACKED.COM

5

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money. Mickey Bergman, Heist

4
Entry by exbelle

CRACKEDC The day I died was the day 0 started to live. Patience Phillips, Catwoman

3

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey! -Edlward Malus, The Wicker Man CRACKEDCOMT

2

YOU KNOW, THEY CALL IT A WATERBOARD, BUT NEVER GET BORED. Zartan, G.. Joe: Retaliation CRACKED COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Why is he CRACKEDCO COM still alive? He vexes me. I'm terribly vexed. Commodus, Gladiator (2000)

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