5 Machines That Rose Up Against Humans
No popcorn machine should have a body count this high
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Today, we’re all receiving Bernhard’s gift for comedy
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12 Ridiculous-Sounding Scientific Names That Are 100% Real
Spaghettification is a real term in astrophysics.
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Is all that educational crooning really as filthy as it seems?
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5 Times Old-School Spycraft Sounded Like Straight-Up Looney Tunes
We’ll stop using fake animal poop when it stops WORKING
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Cracked Plasticians
Sometimes a line comes along that is so cringeworthy you wish it had never assaulted your ears. And yet, you kind of have to show some respect -- respect for the person who wrote it and respect for the actor who said it while keeping a straight face.
So let's show some respect for these just absolute piles of verbal garbage.
(Shout out to Kevin Ducharme for suggesting this contest. Thanks and may you never say anything as awkward as this tripe.)
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The ‘New York Times’ Has No Idea What ‘Cringe Comedy’ Is
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That Time Richard Pryor Flame-Broiled Burger King for Unethical Animal Treatment
The vegetarian comic changed your Triple Whopper forever
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Spaghettification is a real term in astrophysics.
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