28 Movie And TV Quotes So Stupid They’re Sort Of Brilliant

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Sometimes a line comes along that is so cringeworthy you wish it had never assaulted your ears. And yet, you kind of have to show some respect -- respect for the person who wrote it and respect for the actor who said it while keeping a straight face.

So let's show some respect for these just absolute piles of verbal garbage.

(Shout out to Kevin Ducharme for suggesting this contest. Thanks and may you never say anything as awkward as this tripe.)

Entry by Raveen

I LOVE RUMORS! FACTS CAN BE SO MISLEADING, WHEREAS RUMORS, TRUE OR FALSE, ARE OFTEN REVEALING. -COL. HANS LANDIA, INGLORIDLS BASTERDES

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