14Entry by Oparpax
13Entry by Timon DJ Spajic
We put a robot on Mars, our comic books are now movies, and we can legally make marijuana into gummy bears, but we still can't get the following shit sorted out. Seriously, show some initiative, people who are smarter than us.
(Our thanks to deathpod, for the contest suggestion, who apparently is mad, mad genius with these sorts of things.)
We’re not just different. We’re bizarrely different.
Your next tweet could spawn an entire extended universe.
What's the opposite of typecasting? Whatever it is, this is that.
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.
What is it about holding a lease that turns people into raving lunatics?