17Entry by Chan Teik Onn
16Entry by PookieJones
Here at Cracked, we love all of you like you're our children. We really mean that. And because we're your parents now, that means it's time for you to stop besmirching our family name by continuing to do things like a bunch of imbeciles. Straighten up, already.
(Shout out to deathpod for the contest suggestion -- may you never look like a fool again.)
Congrats, MistakeNot. You win money.
Sometimes you play the role. Sometimes the role plays you.
Your next tweet could spawn an entire extended universe.
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.
We’re not just different. We’re bizarrely different.