28Entry by Auntie Meme
27Entry by Auntie Meme
With the holidays here, that means you're likely in for a lot of boring small talk. Fortunately, you have us -- and we'd never let you walk into battle without a weapon.
"Battle" meaning "holiday gathering." And "weapon" meaning "useless knowledge that will make you look smart as shit."
No need to thank us, just looking out for you. Happy Holidays!
We’re not just different. We’re bizarrely different.
Sometimes you play the role. Sometimes the role plays you.
Your next tweet could spawn an entire extended universe.
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.
Turns out greed is the mother of invention.