With the holidays here, that means you're likely in for a lot of boring small talk. Fortunately, you have us -- and we'd never let you walk into battle without a weapon.

"Battle" meaning "holiday gathering." And "weapon" meaning "useless knowledge that will make you look smart as shit."

No need to thank us, just looking out for you. Happy Holidays!

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